September 22nd, 2009
Getting Creative in a Bathroom Stall
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That title grabbed your attention, didn’t it? It’s not what you think, lascivious Reader!!! ;-P Haha!
Wowsers, really rough day today, folks. I hid in the bathroom before returning to my desk after my lunch break was over and began scheduling phony bathroom breaks until home time. If I take 7-minute breaks every hour until home time, I thought, that would total 21 minutes, which would mean I’d have to suffer just 3 hours and 9 minutes of pretending to work instead of 3 hours and 30 minutes…
I was in a bathroom stall, leaning against the door because I didn’t actually have to go. I looked at the toilet. Then I looked at the toilet paper beside the toilet. Then I realized it was all so sad.
… but maybe if I alternated between phony bathroom and water breaks, it wouldn’t be so pathetic.
